Thursday, 28 January 2010

Too fucking lazy to get dressed

Meet Elaine Carmody.



The awful Argos sprayed-gold earrings and council facelift should tell you all you really need to know about this woman. But there's more to her than that: she is so fucking lazy, she can't be bothered to get dressed when she goes out of the house.

She said she had regularly gone shopping at the store in her pyjamas until about a week ago when she was turned away when she went to buy cigarettes.

She said she been "popping in for a pack of fags," but if she had been doing a full shop "then we obviously would have gone in clothed".


I think given the earrings and this quote, it's safe to say that she spends all fucking day, every fucking day, laid out on her DFS sofa watching TV in her pyjamas.

She went on: "It's not as if you're making a show, if anything they should be happy because you're spending your money in their shop, but obviously they're not because you're not allowed in with pyjamas.

"So they're going to lose their custom with people going to other shops to buy stuff and they're allowed in with their pyjamas on."


Do you think Tescos is really that arsed about losing your custom, you lazy fat chav? They're probably more concerned about you shoplifting.

Update: In case you were in any doubt...

19 comments:

bristolmoose said...

This is a ridiculous rule enforced by Tesco infringing on personal choice. That poor woman obviously has her hands full bringing up her children and society is pressuring her to conform by making her get dressed, wasting valuable time she could be spending with her children.

It's the thin end of the wedge I shouldn't wonder.

Soon they'll ban 40+ blokes who don't wear tops in summer. They'll ban teenagers who wear their trousers below their arse crack.
They'll ban parents who allow their kids to run around the shops screaming at the top of their lungs. They'll ban the burqa.

It's political correctness gone mad I tell you.



(Hee Hee only joking...




...they'll never ban the burqa!)

Anonymous said...

"Mob Monday" heading your way, courtesy of those moronic buffoons at Labour List. It seems that Kerry needs some help in fighting an election away from the pages of Twitter.

Weston Bay said...

Seems too many people nowadays have forgotten, or just ignore, the fact that there's a difference between private and public behaviour. Call it decorum. I think the distinction between the two has been lost. And a lot of folks don't have a care for their public appearance. Probably because they don't give a shit what anyone thinks any more.

At the risk of sounding like Victor Meldrew, it was never like this 'back in my day'. I'm talking 15/20 years ago not the 1950's.

Pete said...

We've still got some way to go before bottoming out at USA dress standards & public behaviour. Maybe when Tesco as all powerful as WAL-MART ...........

She's still a slovenly cow though and wouldn't look out of place here.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Caerphilly Bob said...

What the fuck has it got to with you?
She's not dressed indecently.

You don't like it, I don't like it and wouldn't do it but, as Ed Balls might say, 'So what?'

There is no fucking right not to be offended.
Equally there is no obligation on Tesco to let her in, but that's between Tesco and her.

It has got fuck all to do with you,has it?

Bristol Dave said...

There is no fucking right not to be offended.

Absolutely, and this is a premise I am quick to remind others (I'm not offended, by the way). But equally I DO have the right to an opinion on the way this feckless chav cannot even be bothered to get dressed when she leaves the house, and how this reflects on that entire section of society and "lazy chav" culture in general, and a right to express it. Just like you have a right to read it or ignore it, and I have a right to tell you to fuck off if you don't like it ;-)

Anonymous said...

dave m8 my mother dressed up and put on make up just to go down to the shops and she had fucking mouths to feed?
fucking cunts everyone of em!
AND BEFORE ANY CUNT MAKES A FUCKING SMARTARSED REMARK SHE DIED A VERY PROUD MOTHER OF 9 HARTCLFFE MEN AND NEVER EVEN TOOK A PENNY FROM NO CUNT?
PS WE DID IT FOR HER!
PPS(without her knowing of course)

Anonymous said...

AND BTW YOU EXCUSE FOR CHEESE??
I SERVED MY TIME IN USK DETENTION CENTRE AND I HATE YOU FUCKING PISS POT TAFFY WANKERS?
DAVE M8??
WHO´S SHOES ARE THESE BOOTS???
WHOS COAT IS THAT JACKET????
"I LEFT MY PUSHBIKE OUTSIDE THE CHIP SHOP"WHEN I GOT BACK THERE IT WAS??????
GONE
AND ALL SAID IN A CAAADIFFF DIALECT?
BRAINS BITTER (I FUCKING REST MY CASE)?
DAVE NEVER FORGET THE LACARNO AND COLDICOT CASTLE!
WAIT A MINUTE I´M GOING TO BE SICK?????
BRICK
PS BAAAAH

Bristol Dave said...

Don't forget
"Hold on a second, I'll be there now in a minute"
"You three are a right pair of bastards"
"It's a five minute walk if you drive"
"Follow me, I'm right behind you"
"Shit myself, 'ave you?"
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice"
"Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

etc etc

bristolmoose said...

Come by yer, I don't wanna take you home lost!

It's started to stop rainin' see?

Bristol Dave said...

See the two houses on the hill, mine's the one in the middle

Anonymous said...

Bristolians taking the piss out of the Welsh....to fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

"I´ve heard mrs jones has had a blue baby?"
"nice colour"
you started it?
BRICK
thick skinned hartcliffe

Anonymous said...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRISTOLIAN AND A WELSH TWAT?
A BRISTOLIAN SHAGS A SHEEP WITH WELLIES!
A WELSH TWAT FLIPS IT OVER ON ITS BACK SO HE CAN KISS IT?


BRICKBAT

Anonymous said...

This is the most hilarious paragraph I had read in ages:

"The awful Argos sprayed-gold earrings and council facelift should tell you all you really need to know about this woman. But there's more to her than that: she is so fucking lazy, she can't be bothered to get dressed when she goes out of the house."

"But there's more..."- rofl!!!

Women of her ilk should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

Anonymous said...

CORRECT M8 OR AS WE CALLED IT THEN HARDENED FACED COON MEAT!!!!

NOW IT`S HARDENED FACED COUNCIL ESTATE MEAT?
ENOCH WAS FUCKING RIGHT?
THE BLACK EYES MAKE THE NEW EARINGS SHINE
THROWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF OBLIVION R US
BRICK

maidment said...

obviously usk tought u nothing

Usk taught you nothing really 'grownups in prison aint u said...
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Usk taught you nothing really 'grownups in prison aint u said...

fcukingmorons! the poster of this obviously is a closet gay sheep himself What Iwaste of time his post is! ! As obviously his pathetic pointless life abuse at a bloody woman he doesn't even know! I Must had some chavs let down your tyres in your area have u,? Iobviously got something against as u ca them just chavs these are people like anyone else and damn site better then your idiotic waste of space of presence in this life! I'd rather know a chav then a moron idiotic shallow twonk like to yourself! your pathetic tpointless life all you have to do is talk about her on a website to get attention is a person who wears pj's to tesco ! "" to make yourself feel Important! " you and the other gay twonks that Ijoin in your abuse are the real Scum!!! ppl like you! but ppl on the here just seem to kiss ur ass pathetic! that you can don't know in the probably be most helpful women's health insurance book of have a right to to the be called a 'a man You obviously are just a spoilt t yuppy that's had everything handed to him by Daddy ! I Gay