a one-eyed Scottish idiot
Can anyone spot any factual inaccuracies in that statement?
No, neither can I. But now he's apologised, so Gordon can feel smug again.
But the Royal National Institute for Blind People called the comment offensive.
"Any suggestion that equates disability with incompetence is totally unacceptable" said chief executive Lesley-Anne Alexander
But he didn't. He said that Gordon Brown had one eye and was stupid. He didn't equate the two, although Ms Alexander is doing a pretty fucking good job herself.
Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray joined in the criticism.
"Such a comment is really a reflection on Jeremy Clarkson and speaks for itself," he said.
Yes, it shows he can accurately judge public mood and doesn't have his tongue wedged up Gordon's Arse (eh Kerry?)
"Most people here are proud that the prime minister is a Scot and believe him to be the right person to get the UK through this global economic crisis."
And he's just done a great job of equating "Scottish" and "stupid".