Thursday, 19 February 2009

Phwoaaaar



I can imediately see why Jack Tweedy, whoever the fuck he is, wants to marry her. Who wouldn't want to fuck someone that looks like Sandy the Fish Monster from Monkey?

15 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I think he might be marrying her to a) get some wonga and b) get on the celebrity gravy train.

But I'm cynical like that.

wv: aphoor!

Fidothedog said...

Fucking hell you just know the book about Jades life is already being ghost written as we speak.

When that wedding is televised I am sure I will laugh at the words "Till death do us part..."

AngryDave said...

It would have to be a ghost writter wouldn't it? I dont think she can read and write, and she is soon to be a ghost.
I have to agree with Obnoxio on this one. The guy is gonna do some tv interviews blubbing like a little girl, which will give him his 15 minutes of fame and some money in the bank tolast him till he does the 'celeb BB' and jungle tv shows next year.

What a pair of cynical bastards eh.

Mummylonglegs said...

You are a bad, bad man Dave. Snigger.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Attila The Stockbroker came up with "Celebricide" on the radio yesterday, good word.

" Our very special guest on todays programme is, Jade Goodys' Widower !!! "

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Sorry for the double post, just found this on Arrse

http://www.whenwilljadegoodydie.com

Sweepstake, with prize.

Anonymous said...

Come on, the poor girl is dying. Some opinions, for the sake of human decency, should be held to yourself.

Spewing bile can be amusing, but picking on a terminally ill person is the mark of a tosser

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Sanctimonious Anonymong 20 Feb 22:01

The views expressed above are not directed at Jade herself but at her gravytrain jumping criminal boyfriend and all the rest of the cynical hooha that Jade herself, in part, created around it.

Bristol Dave said...

Anonymong:

Yes, she's dying - the sooner the better more for her than anything else. Cancer is a tragic illness (see my earlier post on this).

This doesn't however detract from the fact that she is an ugly (in appearance as well as personality), almost offensively ignorant, loudmouthed, repulsive waste of space.

I haven't got that much against her (apart from how annoying she is) but I do hate the relentless media coverage - after all, she's one of thousands who die of cancer every year, she doesn't need to "highlight the plight of cancer sufferers". What makes it even worse is I can't for the life of me work out what the fuck she has actually done to deserve any of this attention.

AngryDave said...

I would never make fun of someone just for having cancer. My own mother has been battling with cancer for more than 16 years.
But, i will make fun of someone for being a twat who was raised by a crackheads, and having a good for nothing criminal scumbag boyfriend, whether they have cancer or not.
Cancer is terrible, but sometimes it can be the cure and not the problem.

Anonymous said...

Bollocks guys,

You show a photo of a dying Jade Goody with the text ' Who wouldn't want to fuck someone that looks like this '

It takes one sick fucker to come up with that one Bristol Dave.

You are just a nasty bunch of cunts. I bet you would be the first to complain if someone posted some shitty opinions about you (and I mean your REAL identities).

Old Holborn is a good example of someone who threw an absolute fit when his identity was made available as, perish the thought, he might have to justify his opinions to the people he does business with or lives next door to. Some people might say or email nasty things to him. What goes around etc.

I would bet a million pounds that if any of you met Jade Goody or her family you wouldn't have the guts to own up to your posts.

And if you say you would, then publish your identities if you feel you have nothing to hide or be ashamed of. Put your money where your mouth is

AngryDave said...

Says he/she who is anonymong!
You must be a troll, crawl back under your bridge. Twat.

Bristol Dave said...

You show a photo of a dying Jade Goody with the text ' Who wouldn't want to fuck someone that looks like this '
In the context of the photo and the comment, the fact she's dying is completely irrelevant. She was still fucking ugly before she had cancer and this ugliness is no way attributed to her illness. It's because she's a pig-faced troll, and I see no reason to change my (accurate) opinion on her physical appearance because she's been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

If she was a pig-faced troll who happened to be a very nice person then I think you'd find none of this vitriol would be spouted (not only by me, I hasten to add). But she's not, she's so ignorant, slow and just so plain fucking stupid that it makes me ashamed that the UK's schooling system not only turned out her, but thousands of others that admire her.

And for what?

What the fucking fuck has she ACTUALLY done, apart from embarass herself countless times on national television?

I bet you would be the first to complain if someone posted some shitty opinions about you (and I mean your REAL identities).

Probably not, it's happened before, it'll happen again. That's life. But having said that, I'm not whoring myself to every newspaper Max Clifford can persuade to print my fucking ugly face.

publish your identities if you feel you have nothing to hide or be ashamed of. Put your money where your mouth is

Why don't you, Anonymong?

I hardly see why I have to "publish my identity" to hold and express an opinon on someone, whether they're dying or not.

It's the Princess Diana syndrome all over again - nobody gave a fuck about her when she was alive, but then when she died anyone who dared not to give a fuck about her after she died was treated like a holocaust denier. It's the same with Jade - before she was diagnosed with cancer, she was (at best) a national laughing stock and (at worst) a national embarassment. Now we've got handwringing mongtards like you sticking up for the pointless cow and her ever-shortening pointless fucking life.

Fuck off.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Bristol Dave
"she's so ignorant, slow and just so plain fucking stupid...

You forgot to include RACIST

Old Bag said...

the thing that pisses me off beyond belief is that she says she is doing all this publicity shite for the sake of "her kids' future"..bullshit! she is a media whore!..she has been whoring herself out to the highest bidder since BB, and having cancer has'nt changed anything.its "i have cancer..pay me" "im getting married to a complete money-grabbing tosser chav..pay me" "when i take my last breath, pay me". nothing is fucking sacred to her. please dont insult our intelligance by saying your doing all this for your kids, your thick fucking rascist troll, just go away and die in privacy.