Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo has written off his Ferrari in a crash near Manchester Airport.
The 23-year-old winger was driving the sports car through a tunnel beneath the runways when he smashed into a barrier.
Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said his team-mate Edwin van der Sar was following in his Bentley, but the Dutch keeper was not involved in the crash.
Now having never driven a Ferrari (I know, what a pauper, eh?) I'm guessing here, but I expect they stick to the road like shit to a blanket. Also, given their cost, I'm guessing that outright suspension failure is unlikely, as is tyre failure. You don't buy a 120k supercar and fit "POWERSPEEDS" to it. So that only leaves the last option - he ran out of talent on a corner.
Despite denials of involvement, he was either racing Edwin, or was showing off trying to get the arse out round a corner in a tunnel. Either way, driving like a prick and deserving punishment.
Tenner says he gets off though.
3 comments:
Nah, Cristiano Ronaldo has fearsome skillz
Fezza, nice zorsts and a tunnel. Hmm. Blip, blip, slip, flip.
Probably won't be prosecuted but is he is no doubt he will retain the lawyer known as Mr. Loophole who will advise his client that he had a sneezing fit (you close your eyes when you sneeze) or a dog that only he saw run out in front of him.
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