Saturday, 3 January 2009

"Anger" over 99p drinks in Bristol pubs

Anger? Who on earth would be "angry" about having to pay less for something, least of all booze?

Oh yes, that's right, these fucking interfering, nannying cunts.

Health campaigners, MPs and councillors have joined forces to criticise the sale of cut-price alcohol in Bristol.

From Monday pints of beer will be sold for just 99p at the city's nine Wetherspoon's pubs.

Although the pub chain promises to serve drinkers responsibly, Dr Chris Payne, director of public health at South Gloucestershire primary care trust (PCT), said: "Alcohol related admissions are on the increase for both men and women, and there has certainly been an increase in binge drinking in young people.

"This sort of move could make this worse, as there is a clear link between pricing and alcohol consumption. I think it is particularly bad timing when people are making their New Year's resolutions to try and cut down. These deals will make it more difficult for them."

Pray tell, Dr Payne (how apt), what the FUCK this nannying bullshit you're having the temerity to spew is? You might be "angry" at the fact that Wetherspoons are serving beer at 99p a pint, well, I'm fucking livid that you and your busybody "we know best, so just shut up and listen, proles" mates believe you have the right to decide how much people have to spend on beer.

The idea that more expensive drink will make people drink less is ridiculous, people will still get pissed on the weekend, it'll just cost them more.

Still, one look at Dr. Payne explains everything.

He looks like he's never had a drink in his life. I wonder if he even has any mates...


Rob Farrington said...

Fuck me, it's Skeletor!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

He's certainly never been laid!

PS Happy New Year, you cunt.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the ugly fucker could do with a good meal.
2 main courses for a shilling at my local.
Better be quick before Dr Paininthearse puts a stop to it. He'll be worried about me getting fat.

AngryDave said...

If people want to drink stupidly, they will. Regardless.

If looks are anything to go by, he is still a virgin aswell. Maybe that is why he is so uptight?

The Penguin said...

That is one scary looking cunt.

The Penguin