Sunday, 4 January 2009

Saved again

Praise be, we're saved! Gorgon is to create 100,000 jobs.

Have you ever seen such an arrogant expression? Fuck me, it's a face that's begging to be punched.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed details of a programme to create 100,000 jobs as part of a new initiative to curb rising unemployment.

Mr Brown told the Observer of a programme of investment in new technologies and green projects.

He said the environment is part of the solution to the recession.

To quote other more seasoned commentators, fucking hellski.


Rob Farrington said...

Oh, great. So now, as well as having Obesity Outreach Workers doing absolutely nothing useful while having their wages paid from taxpayers' money, we're also going to have Windmill Rotation Operatives?

I am so, so proud to be British right now.

Old Holborn said...

I really am laughing all the way to the bank

Bristol Dave said...

Yes, I debated over including your name in the post or not, OH.

Maybe I need to change industries...

AngryDave said...

No doubt he is going to take on more labour voting civil servants for the ministry of truth.