Members of the Cabinet are facing tough questions after full details of their expenses claims were published by the Daily Telegraph.
They include a claim for £6,500 made by Gordon Brown to pay his brother for a cleaner for his Westminster flat.
Justice Secretary Jack Straw received a 50% discount on the council tax on his second home, but claimed the full sum.
I bet this is just the tip of the iceberg. You fucking know there's far worse to come than this.
But hang on, it's all OK, because:
Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman said no resignations were likely as all claims were within the rules.
When will these fucking cunts stop using this fucking excuse???!!!!!
It's not even an excuse. The rules are set and overseen by the MPs themselves! They really, really do just think we're fucking stupid. I wonder who on earth told Harman, Brown, et al that "within the rules" is going to be just the kind of winning, trustworthy response that they need to get the public "on side"? They deserve to get their P45 as well, as do most of the MPs. In any other profession (other than Euro MP, of course) you would have been sacked. No ifs, no buts, abuse of expenses is fucking FRAUD. They CANNOT be allowed to get away with this. This isn't even a party-political thing, you can guarantee MPs from all parties are it it. How fucking DARE they treat us with so much contempt? I tell you what, if they're just allowed to get away with all of this unscathed it'll be the final nail in the coffin for British politics.