A Picasso? All is explained.

So, the Chipmunk has had her car "attacked".

Former cabinet minister Hazel Blears' car has been attacked while she was out canvassing for votes.

Vandals slashed the tyres of the Labour MP for Salford's Citroen Xsara Picasso and smashed its windscreen.

I think they were doing her a favour frankly. I'm not sure if you have ever driven a Xsara Picasso, but I have. It's horrible. Fucking horrible. It's owned by people who just want to ferry their kids to school, to Sainsburys, and nothing else. The best description I've ever heard of one was that it was like driving "a wet lettuce".

You'd think, given the amount of money she's fucking stolen from us, she could at least be driving a half-decent car. Maybe though, she's using a bit of common sense - she lives in Salford - something else I can relate to as I went to University there. It is a fucking undiluted shithole.

However, it gets worse:

The ex-communities secretary said she did not think her car had been targeted because of who she was

Sorry, what? Fucking hell, Blears, are you really that fucking stupid?

Of course it's because of who you are. And what you did.

Or are you just admitting your constituency is really that fucking awful?