Wednesday 29 July 2009

Fucking MET Office

They said, earlier this year, that it would be a "BBQ Summer".

What a load of shit that has turned out to be.

Now they're saying we'll have average to above-average rainfall, with wind and rain carrying into August.

For fuck's sake, what they should have said was:

"Well, despite the ludicrous amounts of computing power and supposedly qualified experienced meteorological experts and money we have at our disposal, and despite the fact many see us as the voice of authority on the subject - it turns out when it comes to accurately predicting the weather, your fucking guess is as good as ours. Sorry."

2 comments:

AngryDave said...

Another wash out summer! Maybe it will put off some of the asylum seakers and they will go the south of france instead.
But they will have to come here first to get their spending money from the English taxpayers.

Swindon Alan said...

The Met Office really in the top 99% of self deluded cunts in the northern hemisphere and I quote: "Mr McCallum admitted in a news conference in April that seasonal forecasting was still in its infancy - a cross between climate change prediction and tomorrow's weather forecast."

From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8173533.stm - and please don't think I visit that site very often or believe a single word that bunch of cocks say.

You what? Tomorrow's forecast, a seasonal forecast and (let me laugh until my sides split and my guts spill out all over my carpet) climate change prediction? You can't even forecast today's weather correctly you useless fucking QUANGO.

Give me strength. My deceased mum and dad's old barometer on my hall wall gives a better forecast than this bunch of over paid wankers.

I'm off to Exeter to interview them with Molotovs and a rolled up copy of the latest IPCC fictional novel.