And what a fucking surprise the list is:
Pupils called Callum, Connor, Jack, Chelsea, Courtney and Chardonnay were among some of the ones to watch.
Is it safe to assume we can add "Darren", "Tracy", "Arron", "Jordan" and "Tyler" to that list?
Basically, the names that pikey chav parents give their kids. The list of names does not at all surprise me.