Welsh and Scottish nationalist parties say they will demand "fair funding" before negotiating with Labour or the Conservatives in a hung Parliament.
I demand it too. The Barnett Formula results in the Morlocks and the Porridge-Wogs getting more money per person than we get.
* England £7,121
* Scotland £8,623
* Wales £8,139
* Northern Ireland £9,385
(figures from Public Expenditure Statistical Analyses (PESA) 2007, chapter 9, table 9.2)
So "fairer funding" would presumably work out (in the above example) as the same amount per person in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, would it not, Mr. Salmond? Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Jones?
Oh, it wouldn't? But pray tell, why not? What would be fairer?
You fucking grasping cunts.
Update: Forest Pines pointed out that I was a complete mong with the figures in the first post. Thanks, I have now updated it to show what I meant.