God almighty, what an image

Has someone punched him in the stomach?

Either way, he looks pleased that the bogtrotters remembered how much of their country has been rebuilt using scrounged EU grants, and voted their sovreignty away.

A brilliant post on climate change

Obnoxio the Clown has summed up, better than I ever could, exactly how I feel about Global Warming/Climate Change/Whatever you want to call it.

Have a read.

Monocular Mentalist agrees to TV debate "in principle"

report the BBC.

I bet there will be all sorts of conditions if he does. He has to be edited and portrayed in a better light than Cameron/Clegg, there will be all sorts of lighting and make-up tweaks done to stop him looking like the dried-up scrotum he currently resembles, and I guarantee whoever hosts it will not be allowed to pull him up on not answering the question. He will be allowed to roll out Tractor Stat after Tractor Stat with impunity.

Just look at the letter he has written to the Labour party:

Last week we came together as a party to debate the choice for Britain.

In the next few months I will tour the country, meeting the people of Britain to explain our policies, not just on economic recovery and Afghanistan, but from Sure Start and school standards to social care, the NHS, and action on anti-social behaviour.

I will visit every region and every city to speak to people and discuss with the people of the country the choices we face.

I have already said that we are facing the first General Election of the global age. In it the choices are great: between different directions for our country, different choices about economic progress, different philosophies about the future of our public services, different pathways in our relationship with Europe and the rest of the world.

It is right that the parties debate the issues not just in Parliament but in every arena where the public will join in

In momentous times like these, the choices cannot be small choices with small consequences: they are big choices with big consequences.

The choices we make in the next year will define the future of our country, not just for five years, but for a generation to come.

So I believe it is also right that the parties debate the issues not just in Parliament but in every arena where the public will join in the discussion.

It is right that we set the issues before the British people. Others can work out the details but what's important for the country is that there is a wide ranging series of television and radio debates with party leaders that are also able to devote attention to the central issues that matter to families: the economy, public services, how we strengthen our communities, and how we work with the rest of the world.

It is right that there will be a strong focus on the leaders' debates and it is right that in a Cabinet system of government that ministers and opposition ministers also debate the issues in a series of debates on television and radio too.

I relish the opportunity of making our case directly to the people of this country.

Gordon Brown

Count the number of times he says that - "It is right" - such arrogance. Telling us what we are now instructed to believe is right. Lots of the Labour front bench have over-used this phrase in interviews, etc. Why? Who on earth has advised them to say this, and don't they realise it's doing their fascist authoritative image no fucking favours whatsoever?

How many times will he say "it is right" in the TV debate, and how many times, like every PMQs he's ever been in, will he fail to answer the question?

Salt of the earth

Barnsley - birthplace of Michael Parkinson, Dickie Bird, Arthur Scargill. Good, honest, Northern town, is it not?

Turns out - not.

Parents in Barnsley have been criticised by police for drinking alcohol when dropping off and collecting their children from school.

God. All. Fucking. Mighty. Drinking alcohol when collecting their kids is bad enough, but when they drop them off? What time does school start, 9am? 9 O'Clock in the fucking morning, and the parents are drinking alcohol? Sounds like a delightful place, full of responsible parents.

It explains the lower-than-average results, anyway.

I imagine this is how Karen Matthews picked up Shannon - maybe it's something about Yorkshire?

Silly Little Girls

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has played down a recent climate change incident, calling the group of protestors "silly little girls".

Um, yep.

When asked what he thought about climate change, he said he found reading about it "all rather boring".

He added: "I read the reports that come in from various scientific bodies and as far as I can work out nobody actually knows whether man is contributing to global warming or not.

"The oil will run out one day and we'll have to come up with something then, but let's not worry about it now."

He also added that he has "absolutely no guilt" about filling up his car.

He's right, of course. But in typical BBC fashion they have to imply that he's wrong, by describing his position on global warming as "provocative".

A great post by Old Holborn

You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, "Social Cohesion", benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don't do that it's illegal now, can't say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading, can't photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, we know where you live, we're watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways.

Not surprisingly, I agree with every word.

Back

Returning from sunnier climes to the UK, and bugger me if it isn't even shitter than I remember it (and no, I don't just mean the weather). The Irish are going to vote on the EU treaty, they'll probably vote yes, due to what I've heard of shocking tactics by the government trying to stifle the "No" campaign, which will pave the way for Blair becoming EU President. God almighty, I dread to fucking think what could happen with Blair at the helm.