I know it's supposed to be satirical...

..but yet again, the Daily Mash have it spot on.

Gordon's Bad Day

"Please Go" petition now most popular.

take a look.

People with far too much time on their hands

Have been making complaints about adverts.

Complaints about Barnardo's or Volkswagen's shaking dog advert are kind of expected, but some of these are just ridiculous.

8. WALKERS SNACK FOODS LTD - 130 COMPLAINTS

A TV ad for Walkers crisps featuring ex-footballer Gary Lineker was deemed offensive for a scene in which a bus drives under a bridge and has its top deck ripped off.

Some of those who complained said it may upset people who had experienced such accidents.

...and even more ridiculous....

9. SPECSAVERS OPTICAL CARE - 123 COMPLAINTS

There were complaints for the use of footage of French singer Edith Piaf singing her signature song Je Ne Regrette Rien with subtitles making it appear that she "should have gone to Specsavers".

Many of those who complained felt it trivialised the tragic life of the French singer.

How on earth can people even think of finding an advert like that offensive? Even the people who sit at home getting offended on other people's behalf would have problems.

God, some people.

Bet he's saner than both Gorgon and Badger-Brows

A guy who filled Bristol Crown Court with a "foul garlic smell" (from the look of him, probably just from walking in there) has changed his name to Gordon Alistair Darling-Brown.



Gordon Alistair Darling-Brown, looks like Jim Royle with special needs but still smarter than both Gorgon and Badger-Brows.

Plane Stupider

More on those arrogant Plane Stupid cunts, who think they have the right to tell everyone else how much they are "permitted" to fly, disrupt people's holidays and travel plans, all with a maddening lofty holier-than-thou attitude.

It's been revealed that the police pay informers within these protest groups for information, which didn't surprise me all that much.

What did surprise me, however, was this:

But Miss Gifford said police were trying to disrupt the legitimate activity of environmental groups.

Legitimate? Fucking legitimate? I don't know what twisted morals are in the world you inhabit, "Matilda", you fucking hypocritical Marxist trustafarian, but I don't really see anything legitimate about using bolt-croppers to break into an airport and trespass on the runway, making a misery of hundreds of people's days.

I bet as you're there, ramming your misguided environmentalist dogma down people's throats, whether they like it or not, you probably think that most people support you. I'm fairly confident that as they sit there, baking in an airport with their flight delayed until the next morning, with two tired and upset kids screaming in their ears, they don't fucking support you or your arrogant beliefs.

You're such a typical climate/G20 protester, you try to make out that you're "in touch" with what the general public are feeling when it's patently clear to everyone from the BBC interview that you're fresh out of private school, taking a "few years off, yah" before going to university, and the only reason you can afford to be protesting in the first place rather than working is because Mummy and Daddy pay for your existence. Your name is "Tilly", for fuck sake. How in touch do you really think you are?

Many people do care about the planet and about climate change - but a lot of people are turning against people like you that try to ram it down our throat constantly. Apathy is growing, as I knew it would. Soon, as the economic situation worsens, people won't stomach all these taxes, restrictions, and bans that come under the "green" umbrella. It can't come fucking soon enough as far as I'm concerned, I've felt apathy to all this climate change alarmism for a while. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of arrogant, holier-than-thou despicable people like you trying to make me feel guilty for merely existing.

Fuck off, "Tilly", and the horse you rode in on.

Tell Gordon to go

Via Guido, I hear of this petition.

Please can you all sign it.