They are all fucking at it. ALL of them.

It's becoming very clear now - MPs are all at it in this expenses row, with snouts well and truly in the trough. It doesn't matter what party they are for, or whether they're left, centre-left, centre-right, whatever. Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, they are ALL at it.

Jacqui Smith billing a barbeque and a fucking doormat to the taxpayers, and badger-brows claiming all sorts of extra shit is equalled by Eric "Walrus" Pickles claiming all sorts of allowances for extra homes when he lives just 37 miles from Westminster - oh and by the way, the fat cunt's claims that he needs to get up at 5am are just clearly bollocks. If I wanted to be in Westminster for 9:30 I could probably get up later and I live in Bristol.

And the worst bit? That they think all of this greed, all of this fucking mendacity, can be justified by claiming they "didn't break any rules".

Oh, well that's just fucking fine then. Go ahead, bill any whimsical thing you can fucking think of to me, after all, it's within the rules. Although, I note with interest, they keep quiet about the fact that they wrote and voted for the rules.

The arrogance is just breathtaking.

Fucking cunts.

The height of hyprocrisy

Clare Balding making fun of someone's personal appearance?

Is she fucking serious?

Look, Clare, I'll break it to you gently. Not only do you look like a fucking bloke, but you look like a fucking ugly one too. With special needs. The fact that you are a lesbian is really no excuse whatsoever, and the fact you felt qualified to criticise someone else's personal appearance shows you must be blissfully unaware of your own.

Take a look in the fucking mirror.

Lack of blogging

Apologies for amount/quality of posts of late - employment has taken priority.

I will be returning to normal ASAP. Currently investigating some very juicy stuff with Bristol City Council. Watch this space.

It's the genes

No it fucking isn't.

It's the pie and chips you gorge on every day. Do you fuck eat "Special K" when the cameras aren't there, you lying, lazy, fat scrounging slag.

Gay Gordon

"Ooh you are awful, but I like you."

Thought for the day

Ever noticed that the seemingly the only people who protest against capitalism are the ones who don't have anything, are jealous of people who do, but can't be bothered to work for it?

CCTV cameras to be shut off for G20 summit

...reports the Grauniad.

The security operation at this week's G20 summit was thrown into chaos last night when it emerged that the entire network of central London's wireless CCTV cameras will have to be turned off because of a legal ruling.

The Department for Transport (DfT) has ruled that Westminster council's mobile road cameras - a third of the authority's CCTV network - "do not fully meet the resolution standards required" and must be switched off by midnight tomorrow.

The blackout begins on the eve of the summit, when world leaders arrive in the capital and protesters take to the streets.

This wouldn't be because the police are "up for a fight", would it?