The awful Argos sprayed-gold earrings and council facelift should tell you all you really need to know about this woman. But there's more to her than that: she is so fucking lazy, she can't be bothered to get dressed when she goes out of the house.
She said she had regularly gone shopping at the store in her pyjamas until about a week ago when she was turned away when she went to buy cigarettes.
She said she been "popping in for a pack of fags," but if she had been doing a full shop "then we obviously would have gone in clothed".
I think given the earrings and this quote, it's safe to say that she spends all fucking day, every fucking day, laid out on her DFS sofa watching TV in her pyjamas.
She went on: "It's not as if you're making a show, if anything they should be happy because you're spending your money in their shop, but obviously they're not because you're not allowed in with pyjamas.
"So they're going to lose their custom with people going to other shops to buy stuff and they're allowed in with their pyjamas on."
Do you think Tescos is really that arsed about losing your custom, you lazy fat chav? They're probably more concerned about you shoplifting.
Update: In case you were in any doubt...