But who gives a flying fuck whether Blair wants to be EU President or not? As far as the UK public and the rest of the EU is concerned, he's not fucking getting it.
How the fuck can he even contemplate it whilst families are still arriving at RAF Lineham to collect their dead sons?
And even worse, that fucking McDoom still thinks he has any clout at all, in the UK or abroad:
Gordon Brown is lobbying for Mr Blair but a lack of support from EU socialist leaders could scupper his chances.
I think Bliar has done a pretty fucking good job of scuppering his own chances.
Seriously, if Blair is installed as EU President, we're fucked.